#1376 – Zipped
Posted on September 27, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
The best is when you find money in your old jacket. I usually find lots of things that I can’t really identify. Generic receipts from unknown restaurants. Expired coupons. Disintegrating cough drops. Oh! That’s where my cool pen went! Sweet.
Today’s Maximumble has some cravings.
I remember finding the MP3 Player I’d replaced. And thinking, “Aw hell. Now I have to carry two.” So stupid.
Let’s see. Some old gum. Two Quarters. My brother. Fortune cookie fortune…
My favorite was when we got fitted for marching band uniforms. I would check the inside pocket and find $.50-$5.00! One of my friends found a twenty in his! I was so envious of him for that moment. √X{
I could swear there was another blog post with a similar theme to this, but I can’t find it, and don’t have time to check 1,375 Biffs. Guess I’ll never know. 🙁
Money. Pocket knives. Gloves. Old bills.
Can’t win ’em all!
(Biff will have no problem finding a seat on the bus, today!)
(But how long will he “keep” the seat?)
I usually just find lint.
I was surprised to find $100 in my coat pocket. How do I misplace $100?
Used gum is all I ever find.