#1370 – Beaned

I didn’t really experience the effects of caffeine until after my son was born. I just sort of coincidentally preferred drinks that didn’t have caffeine in them. I didn’t like the taste of coffee and if I had a soda I always choose Sprite or root beer. Then my son was born and I was suddenly having to cope with getting only 2 or 3 hours of sleep on some nights. Hmm… maybe I should try these “energy drinks” people keep talking about. My world was transformed.

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31 thoughts on “#1370 – Beaned”

  1. me.vicky says:

    1. This comic startled the crap out of me
    2. Does this mark the first time we’ve seen Biff’s eyes?
    3. Ahahahahahahahahhhh. This might be the best comic ever!

    That is all.

    1. Chris says:

      1. Awesome.
      2. Nope.
      3. Awesome.

      1. momorikku says:

        OHGODBIFFSTAREOFDEATH! *pantpantpant* Sorry. He snuck up on me… So, what IS the fisrt comic where we see Biff’s eyes? (I really don’t want to have to go back and sift throught all of them again. I prefer to save that sort of thing for weekends. When I don’t have homework.)

  2. APic says:

    This may very well be the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

  3. Azkyroth says:

    Biff with eyeballs just doesn’t look right at all.

  4. Trip Ericson says:

    I’m going to have nightmares.

  5. Fourthords says:

    Oh dear god in heaven never let Biff look at me like that again. Cue nightmares.

  6. Kitkun says:

    I believe this falls under what tvtropes terms as “Accidental Nightmare Fuel”.

    1. Distortion says:

      No no, this falls under “High Octane Nightmare Fuel” as there was nothing accidental about it.

  7. Baughbe says:

    The eyes, THE EYES!!!

  8. Kyle says:

    Yeah, I figured that was the first time seeing his eyes, too. May have to go searching for the previous one based on Chris’s answer.

    1. Chris says:

      You must read them ALL again! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

  9. Vabolo says:

    There goes my therapy.

  10. mysteryman203 says:

    odd and awesome i have only had 1 cup of coffee in my life

    1. Rodavon says:

      THAT is scary.

  11. Wigsternm says:

    Did anyone else check to make sure they hadn’t time-traveled to April 1st?

  12. MaskedMan says:

    The creepiest thing about this comic? I’ve seen that face in real life… In the mirror.

  13. ZeoViolet says:



  14. Myk says:

    I always thought Biff’s eyes were green…

  15. kingklash says:

    When you’re not looking at the panel, it looks at you!

  16. Ann says:

    I cried in fear like a little kid.

    Thanks for that, Chris. :'(

  17. Celtia (The quiet fan) says:

    Doesn’t…doesn’t anyone else remember when biff had eyes? Once was during the fork-in-power socket, and I think another was in an April Fools day comic.

  18. Mister Disco says:

    Seriously, We’ve seen Biffs eyes before. Like when he Tested the Electrical socket http://www.thebookofbiff.com/2006/03/29/9-volt/

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  20. Freezie43110 says:

    …. I have just discovered one of the few things in existence that scares me.

  21. Enyaw says:

    It’s not the first time we’ve seen Biff’s eyes or teeth, but with this combination of eyes, teeth, and no dismemberment, this may be the most ‘human’ Biff has ever looked (not counting guest comics).


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