#1166 – Tabbed

If you work at a desk all day where people only approach you from the front, do you really need the backs of your clothing? Seems like a waste. This saves money, time and laundry. I don’t understand why this hasn’t happened yet since there are clearly no downsides.


23 thoughts on “#1166 – Tabbed”

  1. PsychoDuck says:

    If this were acceptable as daily clothing, I shudder to think what Casual Friday would entail.

    The Duck Has Spoken.

  2. i.half4 says:

    TOYS!!!! I’d quote a favorite line, but it would be a real spoiler.

  3. i.half4 says:

    “I’m not wearing any pants. Film at eleven.”
    – Kentucky Fried Movie

  4. Gwid says:

    “since there are clearly no downsides.”
    I’m surprised – I expected a pun along the lines of “clearly no backsides”.

  5. Matt says:

    @Gwid: Clearly he spied a downside to backside asides.

  6. i.half4 says:

    So is Biff raising a glass to Cyber Monday and wishing for a sister for Christmas this year?

  7. RA says:

    People dress the way they do at work to please co-workers and the boss(es) and to fit in socially, not always to merely address visiting customers. Additionally, not only is there a widespread disregard for seeing undergarments and full-on nudity in public, but a widespread association between expensive clothes and business acumen. So if you skimp on clothing, you do not seem efficient, but cheap, not savvy, but lazy.

  8. Micah says:

    I’m glad they haven’t developed that for boxers.

  9. Wizard says:

    Today only, all clothing half off!

  10. MaskedMan says:

    Dang – Gwid and Wizard beat me to the good ones. 😛

    The boxers, he’s only wearing the back half. 😮

  11. YukiYukimura says:

    It’d be hard to accidentally put them on the wrong way – they wouldn’t stick…
    …then again, it’d be hard to explain your clothes falling off in the middle of the day.

    As soon as teleporters are invented, i will create a cup that you stick money into and it fills up with coffee for you.
    Push money in – Is teleported to shop – they process order (*diff. cup diff. drink*) – they teleport drink into cup.
    In the words (*word?*) of Alexander – SIMPLES!

  12. Sven says:

    A Dutch comedian by the name of Bert Visscher did this for real.

    After the break in his stand-up show, he came out in front of the stage curtain in full ice-hockey regalia to tell people about the crazy rough ice-hockey game they were playing backstage, and how the break would last a bit longer because they wanted to finish the game.

    When he turned around to go backstage again, it turned out he was, in fact, wearing only half a costume, as in this comic. Unfortunately, unlike Biff, he did not wear underwear with it.

  13. Radical Edward says:

    Half off? With sexy results!

  14. Tanos says:

    What about when you have to get up and walk down the hall to go to the restroom?

  15. Obsidia Black says:

    I dunno about this, it would get mighty cold in winter.

  16. Cari says:

    I’d get cold in my excessively over-air conditioned cube.

  17. August says:

    The only downside to this is, as usual…peripheral vision. Blast!

  18. Cyndaquazy says:

    Biff Holding Something Unrelated to The Gag Week?

  19. reynard61 says:

    Actually, there is a piece of clothing that operates on *exactly* that principle: the Dickey.

  20. Niha says:

    This could be handy when weather is hot…

  21. Tigerbitten says:

    This hasn’t happened yet because hairy backs are unappealing.

  22. mrmeval says:

    Just use body paint. It’s cheaper.

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