#1118 – Snapped

I sometimes get really frustrated with bugs or rodents that decide to hang out in my kitchen or pantry. “Why are you in here?! Don’t you understand that I’m just going to kill you?!” Then I realize what a different world it would be if spiders and mice could understand concepts like that. Instead of finding chew marks on the corner of the bag of dog food I would come downstairs in the morning to find that the entire pantry had been emptied and the car was stolen while I was asleep.


18 thoughts on “#1118 – Snapped”

  1. William says:

    Biff should be glad he didn’t use rat poison

  2. Gwidlet says:

    We have a rat in our kitchen. My parents keep trying to poison him or burn him alive…
    In actuality, I caught him and set him free outside (but don’t worry, we have a really big backyard and I set him down half a kilometer or so away so he won’t come back inside). He doesn’t deserve to die. And my car’s been stolen three times.

    On the bright side of things, though, I’m sure your mice will forgive you for thinking they’re smarter than they are.

  3. PTTG says:

    Yet again, biff is nightmare fuel. Not that it’s not funny, but it’s also nightmare fuel.

  4. TwiztedMessiah says:

    Stop giving them ideas, you crazy bastard!!!

  5. MaskedMan says:

    Hmmm… Roaches with RPGs. Yup – That would definately change my grocery shopping priorities.

  6. soilent says:

    remember: when we are toasted by the nuclear radiation of world war 3, roaches simply pop some sun tan lotion and have a merry holiday.

  7. YukimuraYuki says:

    …poor biff, he used a chainsaw last week…
    …oh crap gtg, im REALLY busy…

  8. caranthir says:

    I do not use traps, I kill my mice with a blowgun. I staked out a mouse hole once for two hours only to miss horribly. I could hear the little guy chuckle as he scampered away. Ouch… my pride!

  9. Baughbe says:

    I don’t have problems with mice, I have cats. Now what to do about my cat problem….

  10. Redmage913 says:

    ACK! More Teeth!

  11. August says:

    Luckily, my obsession with keeping food in pretty glass canisters has payed off in this respect. And they all called me crazy…well, who’s laughing now? ¿¡¿WHO’S LAUGHING MANIACALLY NOW?!?

  12. P says:

    Someone’s been watching Gremlins 2.

  13. Miles says:

    The cats are in some sort of murder competition. When the Maine Coon cat was about killing mice and rats, the Tortioseshell Persian kitty said “What, you only hunt things that move in two dimensions?” and went on a bird and bat murder spree. If only they would deal with the freakin’ centipedes… I really really hate centipedes, creepy too many legged buggers.

  14. Crimson_regret says:

    I’m just going to go ahead and make a reference list of biff-teeth. It seems like it will be useful to me in the future.

  15. Mister Disco says:

    My car has been accessed (can’t say broken into because I was the idiot who didn’t lock the doors) several times, and Never has anything ever gone missing. My car is also generally filled with garbage, and the most recent time someone Accessed my car, they just put their garbage in it because they couldn’t find a garbage can and I guess they thought I wouldn’t notice. But I don’t Drink Snapple anything, much less their 3rd rate tea.

  16. BrainpanSonata says:

    Damn mice broke the recoiler again!

  17. Matt Lee says:

    Hey we see his teeth again!

    Wow, it’s been a while since I’ve been to this site. I just plumb forgot about it. Sorry for saying that Chris but I haven’t thought about it in over a year. Finally catching up though.

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