#1064 – Hammered

Whenever I hurt my back or leg or foot it takes forever to heal. Not because I have anti-healing powers but because just as the pain starts to go away I forget about it and mess it up all over again. “Oh that’s right… I twisted my ankle last week… I probably shouldn’t have jumped off the balcony just now… owwwwwwwwwwwww.”

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14 thoughts on “#1064 – Hammered”

  1. The Dukenator says:

    It’s Hammer Time!

  2. Ray A. says:

    I thought Agent Coulson found Thor’s hammer at the end of Iron Man 2. Now it turns out BIFF found it and Coulson stole his thunder (no pun intended)?!?

    I knew there was something about Coulson I didn’t like.

  3. Gwid says:

    That hammer had better not be on Biff’s foot.
    By the way, I thought I should mention; this may be my first time commenting, but I’ve read all of Biff.

    ~Gwid <3

  4. Miles says:

    Ahhh, I do the same thing. My ankle was broken after being struck by a hit and run minivan, but I was sure I didn’t need crutches anymore after only three weeks. Plus how would I carry my cup AND operate crutches, right? Oops.

  5. Polymorph says:

    Ouch, the comic reminds me of the time I hurt my thigh badly while working. The doctor said it was a knot of muscle the size of a baseball. For those of you who don’t know what this means, it means that there was an area of my thigh muscle where it is always contracted. I couldn’t do anything for about a week without extreme pain, and even after 3 weeks, kneeling and squatting hurt badly.

  6. Gene says:

    Biff found Mjolnir evidently. Ah well… I guess it’s a good thing that he won’t able to make thunderclaps that can level mountains. With Biffs clumsiness, he likely would implode the earth.

  7. i.half4 says:

    So he’s not Thor. But if he were Daffy Duck, then he could thay hith shouldrerth were thore.

  8. grapy says:

    i hate knots in my back my sister hit me just because i sided with my older sister plus my ankle is tweaked it doesn’t hurt unless i run or do yoga but it still bother’s me a lot and i ponder if biff will ever be smart again

  9. ladyamethyst83 says:

    it’s just a fleshwound lol

  10. MaskedMan says:

    Is not! Yer bleedin’ arms are off!

  11. Cyndaquazy says:

    Biff must have a heck-of-a-high medical bill… or REALLY GOOD health insurance…

  12. i.half4 says:

    Sure, Biff has the best kind of insurance. By Monday, he’ll completely forget this ever happened.

  13. Falos says:

    Playing with the perspective a littleā€š I see. Always good to explore.

  14. Tech says:

    If Biff had suceeded, He’d have been in The Avengers instead of Thor.

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