#1059 – Fissure

It’s weird thinking back on how much soda I used to drink. I would only drink water in the shower or if I was caught in a heavy downpour. Now it’s just an occasional treat when we go out to eat. “Oooh bubbles!”


16 thoughts on “#1059 – Fissure”

  1. Ray A. says:

    That looks like it hurt!

  2. Supakitsune says:


  3. grapy says:

    biff must be a lot dumber after that

    i once felt the same way my head felt like it was going to explode

  4. Azkyroth says:

    My high-fructose corn syrup intake is pretty low despite averaging 8 cans a day or more. I suppose some day they’re going to throw enough “OMG ASPARTAME IS BAD THIS WAY”s against the wall that, quite accidentally, something will stick…

  5. Crimson_regret says:

    ‘juss saying, aspartame IS bad, but not AS bad as High Fructose syrup UNLESS you have a thyroid/metabolic problem, then the Aspartame expedites it’s effects tenfold.

    That being said, I’m a tea man myself.

  6. Crimson_regret says:

    And now to comment on the comic:

    Biff never has a shortage of sticky situations.

    *drum hit* *cymbal*

  7. Mewthicus says:

    Bleeeaaaaarrrgh! o___O

  8. Vrominelli says:

    One nasty cavity he has.

  9. baughbe says:

    A little Bondo will fix that….

    Still I will go with sugar if given the choice, aspartame makes me cranky, very very cranky. Run and hide if you see me coming cranky.

  10. MaskedMan says:

    Somebody slap an Adams Clamp on that leak!

  11. August says:

    Once I discovered how much I liked iced tea, I unconciously stopped drinking soda for about three years. The next time I had some it felt like the inside of my mouth was burning. Now I’m forced to routinely flatten my sodas before I can drink them.

  12. Not Me says:

    No, do not be the drinking of soda. When you do the forcing of carbon dioxide through sugar water, you is the getting of carbonic acid, which does the turning of your bones to being of mush. You be the getting of high risk for the bone breakery and osteoporosis.

  13. dartigen says:

    I can’t drink soft drinks with aspartame in them. MAkes them taste like poison, or licking a chemistry lab.
    HFCS, ehhh…still not a fan, but damn it’s good for boosting blood sugar on those days when you can’t don’t have time to eat actual food.
    Honestly though I prefer fruit juice or plain cow’s milk. (goat’s milk is only good for cheese IMO. If you’re lactose-intolerant, don’t torture yourself and just drink soy. It at least tastes okay on its own.)

  14. Penthoplayer says:

    I’m with dartigen on most points. However, I think sugar (actual sugar, not some substitute) is the best way to make something sweet. If you can’t have that, then honey, then high fructose corn syrup, then aspartame (by which time, it’s better to just have water).

  15. i.half4 says:

    So… Will splatter week be laying the groundworks for sparkler week?

  16. Radical Edward says:

    I had a rush of HFCS recently. Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper and Wild Cherry Pepsi. However, I don’t think I need anymore for a while. I am way overweight. But then again, I blame the Risperdal for making me feel like I was never full. (I wish to sue the doctor who put me on it in the first place. He didn’t warn me of the side effects.)

    But then again, Biff isn’t like normal humans. How could he take in so much HFCS and still stay thin? I don’t think the crack in his head is working.

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