#1038 – Puncture
Posted on June 3, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
I remember back when there was that fad going around where people were claiming you could take down a vegetarian vampire with some high powered weed killer. Fortunately nobody in my inner circle bought into that nonsense. A lot of people died that summer.Tags: movie, twilight, vampires, vegetarian
22 thoughts on “#1038 – Puncture”
I have a friend who thinks he is a vampire. He is a vegetarian.
damn guess I know what I’m doing today
@Chuck – Don’t drink soy milk around him.
yeah spray killer didn’t work well with moss mummies either.
Shouldn’t Biff be sharpening a steak if it’s a vegetarian vampire?
i’v always found the traditional steak to be the best weapon against vegetarian vampires
@J – That’s funny because I get the best results using a T-bone’s bone.
I vant to zuck your juize!
If they’re vegetarian, what do we have to worry about?
Eleanor- you enjoy having your fruits juiced when your back is turned? It’s tragic.
It’s fun to lure them into an All-You-Can-Eat BBQ joint and lock them in. It’s hi-larious.
And I thought Count Duckula and Biff would make good friends.
Count Duckula mouhahaha !!! 🙂
Why did the vampire give up his vegetarian diet?
He couldn’t get blood from a turnip.
(insert rimshot here)
why is biff sharpening a carrot cant he use a potato
Ever see Troll 2? Goblins were vegetarian, so they’d turn people into plants THEN eat them!
High powered weed killer doesn’t work on weeds either.
Chris… If you haven’t read Bunnicula, you should.
That goes for everyone else here, too. It’s… something else. XD
Biff’s missing a bet – A Potato Cannon is what he needs. OTOH, maybe it’s better he didn’t think of that – Biff making a potato cannon..?
:: shudder ::
if a vegitarian vampire attacked me i would run to the fridge and grab a steak or attack him with a knife stained with blood or act crazy to make him try to bite his head off
I would defeat him with SCIENCE!