#1014 – Heist
Posted on April 30, 2010 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Not too long ago I found an ant running around the inside of the bathroom sink. I grabbed a strip of toilet paper and scooped it up, tossing it into the toilet. My momentary bug shivers went away as I looked down into the bowl. The ball of paper slowly unfurled like a time-lapse film of a flower blooming. Out of the center marched the little black ant. Charging ahead and continuing its mission unfazed by its new location or change in atmosphere. It followed the twists and turns in the paper creating a living interpretation of a mobius strip as it travelled underneath and behind then back out front again. Slowly rotating, suspended and weightless. Then I flushed it.
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Robo-Biff has taken the liberty of customizing his ocular antennae, I see.
The Duck Has Spoken.
A Mote in God’s Eye…
Makes me wonder what the Queen looks like.
That remindes me of my favorite bug exp. There was a moth in our bathroom (My Wif is scared of the) So I caught it threw it strait down the totoilet an flused admmediatly. Watched to make sure he was gone and lo and behold after he was past the point of no return a few seconds later he shot up into the air like bat outa hell. I caugt him again and took him yo thr front door and lrt him out . that Kinda will deserves to live
The different Biff forms are excellent this week. I take it he stole his picnic from the back of GeckoBiff’s chair?
i suppose now that biff will be needing to call the exterminater. or in his time frame, the Terminator.
wait so it went from dinobiff to robobiff with no transition.cool
They call him Robo-Biff. *cheesy 80’s music here*
Left turn! 😀
I always take an electromagnet on my robo-picnics. That way I can degauss the microbots when they come for my lubricant and ballbearing sandwiches.
A Ro-Biff! I love it!
This is officially my 2nd favorite week of Biff ever…
Gizmoduck! At least, he reminds me of Gizmoduck.
Gizmoduck, that’s good too. Me though, the first thing I thought of when I saw robo-Biff was an old NES game called Base Wars; anybody play that?
Love Biff but have to ask, if the ant was already in the sink, wouldn’t a splash from the faucet have the same end result without wasting the water of a full flush?
I suppose if millions of years of evolution were rushing by in the first four days, it’s logical to assume that day five might overshoot the mark a bit.
I love the look of RoBiff, BTWay.
Well, it can now truly be said that Biff is nuts…and bolts…and screwed…
Ants have that thing of appearing at bathrooms out of the blue.
I had bugs crawl across my monitor a few times. Then there was a story of a woman who broke her TV because she saw a bug on it. The problem: It was an Orkin commercial and the bug was part of it.
Ha! Another lesson in having a second look. I hadn’t yet noticed what the ants were carrying away. You are (and/or will be) what you eat!
Those ants must have really hard teeth to eat metal.
Or really strong drool.
Once i punched a fly, while it was flying