#101 – Water

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  1. prometheus says:

    Classic.

  2. Xim says:

    One of the best so far….umm…aside from that whole slingshot one

  3. Pickleduck McWeaselpants says:

    Biff has powers…

  4. MetMan says:

    a water bender, like in Avatar: the last airbender

  5. Harlequin says:

    I wish I could do that… Though if it is a side effect from Biff’s “misadventures,” never-ye-mind.

  6. Squire Retard says:

    biff is really telepathetic

  7. Genericguy13 says:

    he bought it at three in the morning

  8. Fenix says:

    So that’s why Biff is not relaly smart! His brain is being used for another functions…

  9. DMC_Run says:

    I suppose it’s a tad easier than Neo’s “Spoon-Bending” trick…

  10. Seto Kaiba says:

    Pfft. Biff is so cheating. He’s using sideways gravity!

  11. Born2Hula says:

    Are these the Sundays that Biff ISNT annoying the rodent population?

  12. mic says:

    he has a mind!?

  13. bAT L. says:

    What strange coincidence that I read up to the comic before this, left to play some Avatar on the Wii, then came back to read this comic. Wow!

  14. colin says:

    did you type that with your wii?
    I love the internet channel

  15. zantarath says:

    *blinkblink* Does he have a telepathic transmitter in his head?

  16. Devi says:

    zomg avatar!

  17. Nate says:

    it says he WOULD do it, but he’s busy with his RC cheese

  18. ninjabob333 says:

    yay Avatar!!!

  19. Konola says:

    Biff is imortal, so of course he has telepathy. Or at least able to bend water.

  20. Malachite Dragon says:

    Biff is The Avatar, not Ang. =D But like Neo, he lets Ang have all the fun so he cans tay home and blow stuff up.

  21. Oddly Frozen says:

    my little brother once made me watch avatar, the next day i made my boyfriend watch it and now its our favorite show =D

  22. Spoot Knight says:

    Woot, hydromancer.

  23. Stryc9 says:

    People see that and think it’s cool, but I see someone with this power being about as useful as Aquaman.

  24. Mint Sharpie says:

    Who cares about usefulness, it’s fun! Also it makes Biff make a funny face. Kind of like, “Yeah water, bend, or else…” Intimidating, no?

  25. Darkpheonix XIII says:

    hey, you could probably catch water balloons in the air with this power, and send them right back. Or make one big water balloon, like in Invader Zim.

  26. DemonRex says:

    You could annoy sharks, and traumatize fish!

  27. Brent says:

    I find it funny that a 1997 comic is being compared to a 2004 tv show, but very funny nonetheless, and wots wrong with water powers! I would kill for water powers! I would kill WITH water powers!

  28. Radical Edward says:

    Aquakinesis (the ability to bend water) is a much needed power, but sadly only a few out of 100 psychic users can truly use water in such a manner.

  29. Garrett says:

    “I find it funny that a 1997 comic is being compared to a 2004 tv show” -Brent
    *le gasp!* Avatar stole the idea from Chris’s binder!

  30. Why do you people say “telepathy”? Telepathy is mind communication. What you mean is teleKINESIS.

    Anyhow. Great mind exercise for a sorcerer. I gotta try it.

    …okay, and now where is my mop?

  31. K says:

    Psychokinesis, technically. Telekinesis is a subset of psychokinesis, along with hydrokinesis, pyrokinesis, and so on. Much like telepathy technically covers everything from emotion-sensing empathy up through mind-reading and emotion-warping clear to mental domination and puppeteering.

    Or I might be playing tricks on you all with this. I am a Discordian, after all.

    Do you believe that?

  32. Kor says:

    Discordian! Wonderfully amusing religion/joke/religion/joke.

    Gotta keep the balance.

  33. Capn Steve says:

    If you pay attention, one person described biff not as telepathic, but telepathetic. Whether intended or a slip of Freudian kind, nothing could be more accurate

  34. the Scarf says:

    He has no powers, he just knows that THERE IS NO WATER!

  35. Random Seer says:

    I saw a guy do that two weeks ago. The government took him away and told me to forget what I’d seen there.

    Is the government gonna come for Biff too?

  36. Torg says:

    You obviously disobeyed us, as you are posting your memories of Incident 257 on the Internet. Government agents will be visiting as soon as we find time for the paperwork.

  37. Torg says:

    Random Seer, you obviously did not obey us as you are posting your memories of Incident 597 on this webpage. You are now a threat to national security. Government agents will be arriving at your house shortly.

  38. BiffIsHot says:

    Maybe Biff is Aang in disguise….. They’re both baldalicious!

  39. Torg says:

    Clearly the CIA thought it would be funny to use our username. Pay the second post no attention.

  40. Colin says:

    that would be soooo cool!

  41. jykcor says:

    I’d rather have pyrokinesis

  42. Kagedviper says:

    hey looks so different!

  43. Kintatsu says:

    Hydrokinesis would be pretty cool, so long as you have the cruel, twisted imagination to use it.

  44. Dart336 says:

    Biff, Biff, Biff. No putting plastic wrap under the tap!

  45. afjuvat says:

    What, no more remote-controlled cheese?

  46. Crazyeyes says:

    So THAT’S how he survived all those fire-related incidents! 😀

  47. Hornswaggler says:

    (W00T, Avatar is amazing. XD) Yeah, I think he’s both The One, and the Avatar. x3 But hey, who wouldn’t want to stay home and blow stuff up with your pwnsome powers? THERE IS NO WATER. 8D

  48. Chaos Kiwi says:

    Lol, avatar reference. So Biff’s like Neo combined with Aang!

  49. figgyleaf says:

    torg you’re amazing XD

  50. Howls Like Wolf says:

    Anyone else notice that the water is stopped by the side of the panel?

  51. Random Girl! says:

    The movie Avatar did a terrible job of stealing this idea.

  52. Random Girl! says:

    I meant Avatar: The Last Airbender.

  53. SurveySays says:

    is this in the house on the hill still? because i thought biff learned his lesson…

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