#657 – Inertia
Posted on December 17, 2008 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I think we often wish for things without realizing the responsibilities or complications that may come with them. For example, now that I have this fabulous beard it’s really hard to get anything done at work. People keep interrupting me wanting to talk about beard maintenance or asking if they can touch it or if I’ll let them pose for pictures with it. Clean-shaven men have it so easy.
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He wears Wicked Witch of the East socks…
Ah, yes!
Genie in a bottle: $1
Wish to be able to fly: Free.
Wish to be able to land: Beyond price!
Depends on one’s face. I have very dry skin, so I can only shave once a week (and, no, moisturizers are no help — I’ve tried them all); otherwise I look (and feel) like i’ve skidded face-first down a concrete road. The alternative isn’t much better because my beard is very curly (although my hair is only slightly wavy) and starts to itch like mad after about four weeks.
Responsibilities have that annoying tendency to bite you when you leave them alone for too long like that… lucky for us (but not for Biff) his made a very humorous return.
He must be at some speed to get into the ground like that. XD
Invisibility…better also wish you can change back.
Flying is simply learning to throw yourself at the ground, and miss.
Chris, your bit about the beard made me lol for like 2 minutes. You have brightened my day. Also, the comic was hilarious. Overall, a great day for Biff. XD
XD XD XD, and it’s wish week. @Chris- Great choice.
And wow about the beard part. O.0
@Metal Matt – awesome 🙂
I cant press next on the comic #656
Is it bug or am i stupid
beards are an awesome curse that people without them can never comprehend.
As Douglas Adams tells us, flying is easy. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Landing is also easy. Just throw yourself at the ground and don’t miss.
This one’s hilarious! ROTFLMAO. 😀
If you wish for the ability to change into anything you want, also make sure you can change back. Otherwise you’ll be a bucket of water or a bar of soap for the rest of your life. 😀 :rolleyes:
haha chris: i feel your pain (well actually felt your pain) i got fed up with the whole shaving bit, so for about a year or so i just let my facial hair grow out and i must say i had a wicked awesome beard. i always had people commenting on it and wanting to know all about the beard and why i decided to grow it out so long and wanting to touch it ect. ect. ect. anyway i decided i had it for long enough and shaved it and the faces of everybody who knew me only with my beard were priceless…
I wonder what was going through Biff’s mind (don’t we all)…
“Hmmm, I’m not sure how to land, guess I’ll just keep speeding up and propel myself headfirst towards the ground… yes, that’ll work.”
I can only assume Biff was flying without his pants……or he simply went so fast they disintergrated.
I also notice that Biff wears green Converse…my friend has a pair of those and one day he literally kissed them he loved them so much. O_o
maybe he also wished for invisible pants…? 😉
i’ve always wanted facial hair, but seeing as i’m a woman, that might be strange. ahhh, one could surely wish.
Hey Chris, if it not too much trouble, may I pose with you and your beard? 😀
All kidding aside, I laughed at todays comic, great job Chris.
Hypocrism wan’t the only reason why Biff shouldn’t have insulted the moles fashion sense.
I’m having to grow a beard for a movie I’m in next month and it’s driving me mental – I’d sell my left nut on ebay right now for the chance to shave, I hate having a beard
Wish week.
This one made me laugh out loud.