“Honey? Why do you keep moving the snowman to different windows each day? And why is it facing the house? Oh nevermind it’s not there anymore. I must have been hallucinating again.”
Why is the newspaper always refolded?
Isn’t the carrot supposed to go on the face?
I think maybe Garfield built a scary snowman just outside the window, with an ice-cube tray for a mouth…? (Garfield wasn’t inside the snowman, though)
Anyway, this really looks like something the main character in my (not even half-finished) story would do, if he only had the patience to actually build a snowman around himself like that. I don’t think he’d manage to stay in character as a snowman for that long, though…
“Honey, why is there a creepy snowman by the window, and why is he smoking?”
This would work, up to the point where they think you’re part of the snowman apocalypse and fire a flame thrower at you.
No eyes, I would think it was creepy and do what a civil person would do, burn the snowman.
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