They know. They see all. They know about the filet-o-fish you ate last week. Run. Run!
Last time I went to the dentist (very recently, last week or so), the aquarium was gone! They’d had it there since I was a little kid, but now it’s gone… I guess it’s better that way, though, because a few years ago… Well, I don’t want to talk about way too disgusting things here, but let’s just say this… One dead fish… Many hungry fish… I’ll leave the rest to your imagination!
“Mommy, what are all the fish doing to the sleeping fish?”
“They’re, uh… they’re trying to wake him up…?”
“Mommy, can I get an alarm clock?”
Yes, the accusing stares of the fish are much worse than having someone poke and scrape around in your mouth with sharp metal. Gums heal amazingly quick, but self-respect takes time.
Few things in the world command respect like a fish in his tank! Especially if the gun is loaded.
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