My toaster has a gluten allergy. My refrigerator is lactose intolerant. My microwave can’t stand the taste of cilantro. I shouldn’t have bought all these appliances from that Beauty & The Beast themed store.
As long as the teapot isn’t incontinent…
How about a couch that’s allergic to cats and/or dogs? That would be bad news for me!
My turntable hates too much variety, but I like to play all kinds of music. “Country /and/ Western.”
And the piano has been drinking.
Your piano drinks? Mine tends to eat Jelly Roll Morton scrolls. It’s a little crepe-y that way.
Your comment about the store you bought your appliances at also made me laugh out loud.
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