The vampire scientists discovered a new way to miniaturize the technology to their advantage. A single vampire could now extract a full ounce of blood in a matter of minutes. It was truly a sucking breakthrough.
The real trouble started with the creation of the Nano-Shop Vac.
“This sucks!”, says a tiny little vampire in a happy, squeaky voice! But then he is accidentally vacuumed up by a normal-sized vampire who was just cleaning a bit.
Writing comments is 25% funnier if you’re really tired! Really! :3
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