Sometime you get a roommate that comes with extra perks. If they work at a restaurant they bring you free food. If they work at a store they can get you discounts. Hopefully they work somewhere and can get you their share of rent.
Now that’s a clever name for today’s comic! And does the toaster perhaps wear a pair of loafers when it’s loafing around?
“Howdy doodly do! How’s it going? I’m Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie’s the name, toasting’s the game. Anyone like any toast?”
“NO TOAST. Or muffins! We don’t LIKE muffins around here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns, and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!”
Ahhh, so you’re a waffle man !
In case you don’t want crumbs in your bed, make sure you have a stereo playng Jackie Wilson in a different room.
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