Me, I just have butterflies in my stomach. They are delicious. The orange ones taste the best.
In Sweden we have expressions such as “ants in your pants” (you’re anxious and you move around a lot) and “having a fox behind your ear” (being clever or smart). I wouldn’t want any of these, if they were to be taken literally…
SNL once did a mock PSA about what symptoms to look for when someone has a “Large Arthropod Lodged In The Posterior Section.” John Lithgow was cranky and rude to everyone he knew until he went to his doctor, who successfully removed a beetle the size of a NFL football.
What about the little bluebird that lives in the birdhouse in my soul?
You leave the light on.
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