#1810 – Side
Posted on June 10, 2013 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
Sometimes I wish I had a security camera recording me when I sleep. I wake up with pain in a weird place and wonder what the heck I did in my sleep that night. Hopefully it was something useful like taking the garbage out or making a sandwich.
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Tags: bed, gravity, sleep
Make sure the camera is password protected and is not connected to the Internet.
And ask your surgeon whether your steel spine could be replaced by a titanium one that doesn’t interfere with the electromagnets in your mattresses.
Maybe I’m doing some strength training in my sleep, with my ears?! Because how else could you explain the painful feeling I get in one ear sometimes when I wake up? …Sleeping on that side for too long without moving to the other side? Nah, that can’t be it.
That’s nothing. Once in the winter I was sleeping with two sheets on top of me. Woke up between them.
Sometimes, for me, the wrong side of the bed is outside the mattress.
Don’t even get me started of all the times I’ve done weird things while I slept. One time I was sleeping on the floor “camping” in my sibling’s room and when I woke up the next morning I was out side the room with the door closed behind me. Never figured out what happened. O.O