Procrastinators are constantly having to limp along on an almost dead battery. Turning off non-essential services. Wishing they sprung for the solar charger upgrade.
OK, so I shouldn’t be uploaded to a robot body then. It feels like I’m “always” forgetting to recharge my phone… But hey, maybe I could be a cyborg instead of a robot?
Maybe some day the spiders, after thriving and increasing their numbers substantially to build a powerful civiliation around the lifeless Biffbot, will randomly choose, from among their own brothers and sisters, a handful of believers who will stand side-by-side and sing praise of Biffbot as they form a sacrificial chain that completes the connection to the wall in order to resurrect their metal god, who by then will probably be fairly rusty and is sure to call an exterminator to resolve his spider infestation. Maybe some day.
After getting uploaded to my new robot body, I’ve made sure this would never happ…
For someone out of juice, he still has web access.
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