My vision going bad is usually the first thing I notice when I’m dehydrated or sleepy. You would think I would get a clue from other things like my 8-hour-old bottle of water that is still nearly full.
Well, that looks uncomfortable… How do they stay on?
“Are you crying?”
“Nope, just had too much water.”
As long as the bottled waters aren’t the kind with a spritz of lemon, I see nothing wrong with moisturizing the peepers like that.
What kind of liquid is in those bottles? Diluted ink?
Why do my eyes feel *dry* when I wash them with distilled water?
And why am I less nearsighted when my eyes are dry?
Anyway, this reminds me of some webcomic I found recently, wonder if Chris was inspired by it, its URL is http://maximumble.thebookofbiff.com/2013/05/07/624-… no, wait…
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