Because, you know, sometimes that jerk Kevin comes over. Gotta have those flavorless decoy cookies out in a prominent place for him to find. I’m not letting him have the good ones after what he tried to do last time! Kevin!
In a PBS documentary about Tank Man, an American journalist in China hid his photos in the toilet tank from the Chinese Secret Police.
Now I’m wondering who this Kevin is, and what he has done…? Maybe he tried to cut off Biff’s eyebrows or something?
And those cookies must be really yummy after having been in the toilet tank… Mmmm, toilet cookies!
Solution: Just leave an empty bottle next to the cookies labeled “poison”. He won’t steal your cookies anymore.
Wha’d I do? WHA’D I DO!?
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID KEVIN!
And always spring for the good name-brand zipper bags. Unless you like the Ty-D-Bowl man snacking on your hidden treats.
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