When you are eating by yourself there’s nobody to corroborate your story when you pull a tiny live turtle out of your salad.
You know all those weird kinds of goldfish, with puffy cheeks or swollen heads or whatever they look like? I imagine that Biff has a goldfish with long eyebrows… (Yeah, because fish with eyebrows are a real thing. Really. Or maybe I’m just making things up.)
Biff’s fish thought the sandwich was only okay – after all, the bread was kind of soggy.
There’s Goldfish Cracker-shaped bread, in case Biff’s fish wants to pretend it’s eating a whale.
Not a turtle. It’s just a tiny dinosaur wearing an acorn as a shell.
But if there is a cute little reptile in your salad, then you aren’t eating alone.
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