The problem is that most grapes and apples are really easy going. You try to start an argument and they suddenly see it your way and agree with you. Pears are different. Watch your back when pears are around.
That must be the source of the expression “everything is going pear shaped” 8^}
Don’t even get me started with pears. The other day I got in a huge fight with pears because they caught me glancing at melons.
What kind of fruits make bright blue, yellow and red stains like that, and where can I get them? They could probably be used as printer ink! :3
And pineapples! They don’t even have to hit you, just rub up on you like a cat.
Kingklash is right. Do NOT f*** with pineapples. They will cut you.
Oh boy, you can’t compare apples and oranges!
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