#1777 – Radioactive
Posted on April 22, 2013 at 10:58 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
I was pretty sure superpowers were a thing that could happen to me for most of my childhood. One day I would wake up and suddenly they would be there. Although in the back of my head I was afraid my powers would turn out to be really lame. Like the ability to repel dust.
Tags: spider, spider-man, super powers
hey, repelling dust would be awesome.
On the plus side, Biff can finally tell the powerless kids who play on his lawn that he has more superpowers in his little finger than they have in their entire bodies, and he’d be right.
Wouldn’t this be the most awesome superhero ever?
…Snaaaaaiiiiil maaaaaaan… With the powers of a snail… He can crawl up walls… He can hide in his protective shell… He can be slooooooow… And his worst enemy is saaaaaaalt maaaaan…
This would make a really exciting cartoon show on TV!
Just sayin’ while the ability to repel dust would suck as a kid, it would be awesome as an adult.
It wasn’t Javakinesis?
Could be worse. It could be the power to repel girls…