Instead of pooper scoopers we would have pooper catchers.
Are you saying they aren’t now?
More like raincoats.
Also, frisbee golf would be less fun.
I don’t think anything can make an umbrella fashionable.
I like how Biff keeps his eyebrows tucked in under his umbrella hat! Maybe he can control them like antennas or something?
But… What if he actually gets something in his hand?! Eeeuuugh!!
Birdy, birdy flying high.
Dropped a present from the sky.
As I wiped it from my eye,
I thanked the gods that dogs don’t fly.
Today’s forcast calls for a 60% chance of terriers.
*insert obligatory “Then why do I keep stepping in all these poodles?” joke here*
My dad would ask me if I was glad that cows couldn’t fly.
This one gave me a dirty laugh!
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