Come on man. Sometimes I want that soft bread experience. Don’t look at me like that. Here. I bought some Pop Tarts. Your favorite flavor! The whole box is for you. Knock yourself out.
I imagine the toaster making that noise (you know, the toaster noise) constantly while eating the Pop Tarts.
“Here, have a Pop Tart!” *Klunka-klunka-klunka-klunka-klunka-klunk!*
I was wondering what happened to his pet toaster
“I’ll even play some Jackie Wilson!”
This reminded of the Red Dwarf Toaster
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