Goldfish are descended from royalty so it’s best to construct a castle for them to live near. Grey stone bricks and arched windows calm even the most worrisome water loving creatures. Also, no cats.
No cats? Aaw, then I can’t get any goldfish… (Not that I was going to get any goldfish anyway) What about dogs? Do goldfish get along well with a clumsy little dog that probably can’t swim? Do they get along with dust bunnies? And what about sun dogs?
Descended from royalty? That explains the aquarium reveloution I heard about. They even put their little goldfish heads on pikes.
I’m happy to flood my house (I have the time), but I’m going to have to draw the line when it comes to Romanesque architecture. Goldfish need to learn to live a modest life, with a treasure chest and lost scuba diver, just like the rest of us.
My wife got one of those fake goldfish in a bowl things for Christmas this year. Amazingly realistic movement, no feeding or cleaning, it won’t die and it keeps the cats entertained. It’s a win all around.
Sharks would be a much more worrisome water-loving creature.
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