Sometimes you just have to shake hands with someone you really dislike. Your nemesis. Your constant irritation. The roommate that ate your ice cream.
Does Biff shake hands using his left hand?
Yes, what do you do in your country?
Shake hands using the right hand!
Biff must be a Boy Scout.
Always read the documentation when going to your plastic surgeon for the high-end “Mazinger-Z” package. Ladies, that goes for you too, when considering the “Venus-A”, “Diana-A” or “Aphrodite-A” enhancements for swimsuit season. It’s rude to launch ballistic weaponry during polite conversation.
Even if you’re 1% cyborg, you have rocket fists.
Prosthetic ear? Rocket fists. Robotic fingertip? Rocket fists. Cybernetic tonsils? Rocket fists.
After that you look into lasers. *****es love lasers.
I have that problem at work. Every day. My boss is a guy who essentially knows nothing about running the place, and will only give in to employee suggestions after his bad idea has failed. He also insists on shaking everyone’s hand when he arrives or leaves work. He also has the same two days off every week, and they are usually days that I also have off. I CAN’T ESCAPE IT!
That being said, rocket fists sound great right about now…
Probably best to lock on safety before any nasal excavation, as well…
Made me think first of Dr. Who’s mannekins…
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