Sneeze into the fresh bag of chips? All yours. Sneeze into that cauldron of soup? You better eat it all. Sneeze on your friend’s kitten? You just got yourself a new pet.
Sneeze on a house? All yours! Sneeze on a bunch of money? $$$$! Sneeze on a gorilla at the zoo (through the cage or something)? Well… I wouldn’t know what to do with a gorilla…
Sneezed on a horse once, all it did was leave me a pile of fresh apples…
Sneeze on your hot sister-in-law!
Yes, but if it’s a really bad sneeze: snot-covered pie.
odd thing, apparently the random button goes through a restricted site for my school, but every other button works fine.
Sneeze on biff.
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