Give it a strip of bacon as an occasional treat. A few raw eggs now and then will keep the hairs strong and shiny. And if you are going to be out of town for a few days put on some Burt Reynolds movies or Magnum P.I. to keep it company.
Hahaha, how sweet! I wonder where you can get a mustache that you can grow as a plant (if it had been available somewhere, that is)!
Don’t forget the occasional dose of Barbershop Quartet, if you’re growing a Heirloom Handlebar.
I had to shave mine ’cause I was in a wedding party. Fortunately, I seem to have twice the mustache growing capabilities of most guys, so by the end of the month it’ll still be just as good as everyone else’s.
An “I say.” slipped out of my mouth, couldn’t resist.
Movember is THE time to grow a mo, if anyone complains tell them they hate men and love cancer.
That looks like the only way that I’d be able to grow facial hair. Curse my genetics.
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