“Hmm, this one has fluoride added. I guess that makes it okay. The nuts are really hard though. Almost like they want you to crack a tooth…”
The best part is if you buy and eat a snack from this vending machine right before you’re going to the dentist’s room… Will it cost even more money if they have to clean your teeth as well while you’re there, because you ate that snack?
Or, if the “toothpaste” he gives you at the end of the appointment happens to be those tubes of liquid goo candy.
I always thought the Pediatrician and the Dentist had something worked out. The Pediatrician used to hand out lollipops if I was a good boy.
Our dentist is right next to a Dairy Queen full of icecream, a frozen custard diner, and just across the street from a candy store. Hmmmm…
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