Also don’t fall asleep dressed like a garbage can. Don’t take a nap looking like a delicious stack of hamburgers. Be careful if people think you are a giant bag of snoring money.
Oooh my goodness… I could come up with a whole lot of funny things to say about someone wearing a toilet suit at a party, but none of these things would really be appropriate to say… Uh… Well… What are the other people going as? A sink? A bathtub? A roll of toilet paper? Toothpaste and a toothbrush?
If they’re drunk enough to mistake you for a real toilet, they’re drunk enough to outrun.
Not if said costume wearer was drunk and out of it himself….
Not if you are asleep on the couch.
If you’re falling asleep, that wasn’t such a good party after all!
Perfect inspiration for my son’s costume. His buddy was the TP. http://targuman.org/blog/2012/10/30/guide-to-trading-candy/comment-page-1/#comment-85930
Reminds me of ASDF Movie.
“Don’t even /think/ about it”
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