I so rarely get anything exciting in the mail it’s hard to build up the enthusiasm to walk all the way down to the end of the driveway to get it. The worst is when I finally get there and the mail is late that day. I didn’t even want to check it! It’s not even here yet!?
*There’s* a good thing about living in an apartment! The mail also makes a “flop” sound when it comes in through the mail slot on your door, so you’ll hear it! Bonus points if you’ve got a guard dog that’ll bark at any peolpe he can hear through the door… If he barks at around 1 p.m., that means we’ve got mail!
Did Biff’s eyebrows grow longer when he got hit by all that mail?
Before I read the caption I thought Biff had waited till his mailbox was so full it exploded on him when he opened the door.
I thought it was a ninja mailperson (I have a lady mail carrier in my neighborhood). I use a PO Box, so late mail isn’t really a problem, nor is lethal correspondence.
He’s lucky that it wasn’t catalog day. Bout once a month our office gets an inch thick catalog for shipping materials.
Look at those paper cuts, it’s like a shrapnel landmine went off. D: