#1613 – Divide
Posted on August 23, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
There is a cat at a relatives house that has sliced up my legs and feet a few times. So now I’m really nervous around her. Occasionally she will be sitting at the entrance to a hallway or flight of stairs. This means I have to change my plans and try that task later. But then I remembered the trusty laser pointer. If my passage is ever blocked I can just have her chase a red dot over to the other side of the room. Problem solved.
Tags: cats, laser, lightsaber
Aaaaaannnndddd, if you just happen to spot her retina, she might have a little bit harder time targeting your shins…
My dog and my cats like to chase the red dot from a laser pointer, but the cats are more interesting to watch, because they actually understand that the red dot *can* appear on more surfaces than just the floor. My dog keeps staring on the floor right in front of him, and if the dot is more than 30 centimeters/one foot away from him, it doesn’t exist to him. Also, my dog’s eyesight isn’t the best in the world…
Ive seen…….. distressing images of dead cats carved up/roadkilled….
I dont think I laughed at todays picture that much…..
or at pb’s comment above……… only cuz Ive seen a cats retina without the socket it needs to be in….. Sorry Chris…… *shiver*
And I thought they smelled bad on the outside…
(Sorry, but didn’t you expect SOMEONE to say it?)
To be fair, that cat did have the death sentence in several star systems.
Remember to only use your new-found mastery of the Force for good, Chris.
That… NOT FUNNY.
You’d think Biff would have learned after the first 8 times.
Really, he didn’t know it was a light saber, wow, poor cat