I remember being really confused the first time I saw a “keep off the grass” sign. Was this some sort of special fragile grass? Would it scream out in pain when stepped on? The answer was always yes.
My dad found one of these signs somewhere on the ground when I was a kid, so he took it with him and placed it next to our lawn. It didn’t help, though, because some random children would still show up at our lawn and throw apples at the apple tree…
It looks like Biff is getting dragged inside a huge nose of grass! His arms are sticking out from the nostrils!
Oh, I hate when that happens.
C. Hallbeck Productions present:
Lawn: It Came From The Bermuda Grass Triangle.
Starring : Biff. Biff’s Rocketship.
Fescue Zoysia as The Lawn.
As Ye sow, so shall Ye WEEP!
This lawn has been fertilized with natural ingredients.
Clearly Biff wandered onto the castle grounds from Ultima III.
Yeah, I had a nightmare about this when I was a kid. Thanks for bringing that back up.
Touch him and he dies!
That’s from a Star trek episode right? With that dude made out of tar?
Grass:NOM! NOM NOM NOM! OM NOM NOM! Zat vas delicious!
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