I try to teach my son not to be afraid of bugs. A random ant walking across the floor should be a cause for curiosity, not fear. I may be sending mixed signals when I jump off the couch and yell “AAAAH! Get it off me!”
Do as I say, not as I do.
Actually, that fact about spiders is a hoax. A funny one, at that, because it was started by someone essentially making up a list of false facts in response to the numerous false facts that were making the rounds via the internet back in ’93.
I still get people who don’t believe me about that. I need to just print out the Snopes article and carry it in my wallet or something.
Really, I thought it was common knowledge that the spider thing was made up. I think your breathing would be enough to keep spiders out.
I’m disappointed it’s a hoax, I’m sure my body would’ve appreciated the extra protein.
I really pissed off a vegetarian co-worker when I told him this and he believed it.
Well, don’t worry. There are plenty of other bugs that your co-worker has eaten.
*am spider* Ooooh, I think I’ll explore this big, wet, snoring cave! It’s filled with teeth! Wheee, I’m bouncing on the tongue! Bouncy bouncy boun- *gets swallowed*
I don’t think a spider would want to enter an open mouth like that…
Also, this must be one of the best pictures ever…
I knew an old lady, who swallowed a fly. I don’t know why.
Strip 2112 is coming
It’s more than a year away.
That image made me laugh out loud!
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