I used to wear green Converse shoes back in college. I got them because they were cheap. Unfortunately walking to school everyday meant they didn’t last very long. They had a tendency to suddenly fall apart without much warning.
Suddenly, Biff’s awesome outfit makes a little bit more sense.
I wouldn’t like to see Biff walk in that.
I had a pair of converse shoes once, but only for a week or so. I think they were red. They were useful, but then I learnt the art of buying shoes a size too large and leaving the laces tied. Just as useful [take the inability to feel where your feet are] and yet better quality.
I used to wear cheap Converse copies in the summer, but I haven’t worn them in a couple of years now, because they break after about a year (or one “season” of wearing them), so I had to get new ones every year. I’ve been wearing winter boots all year around for maybe two or three years now!
And no, it doesn’t get too hot, because I rarely leave my apartment, and nobody wears shoes while indoors in Sweden (at least what I know of).
Biff likes to walk in single file, to hide his numbers.
And that’s how you can tell if the dunecrawler was really attacked by Biff or Imperial Stormtroopers masquerading as Biff.
On the upside now he will never need a chair again….
On the down side he’ll need to get custom made pants
uh… why SIX legs? that category belongs to the hexapods…
And two arms.
don’t forget the 2 arms also. 8 limbs total
For the inverse, read Spinnerette.
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