If your reputation precedes you, people may go out of their way to avoid you. At least I think that’s why the grocery stores are always empty when I go shopping.
Is the decoy planet supposed to be Earth, or is it another planet that also has about the same amount of water and land surface? I’m just wondering…
See, that’s what happens when you land nose-first. Planets don’t respond well to pointy objects.
The reason nobody is in the store is because it is closed…
At least that’s what the cop told me last week. Pity, I liked the after midnight discounted toilet paper.
Maybe if his rocketship weren’t so pointy, he wouldn’t have this problem.
Did it make that squeak-toy noise before it popped?
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