#1483 – Torched
Posted on February 23, 2012 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
One winter I had extra large hand me down gloves from my older brother. They kept my hands warm but I could not do anything complicated with them on. Because they were large and heavy they were very good for pretending I had rocket hands. By the end of the season I was very skilled at flinging them across the yard to hit my best friend in the back of the head.
Tags: fire, flying, rocket gloves
Gloves never fit me properly. I have long, thin hands. Small gloves aren’t long enough for my fingers, but bigger gloves just feel horrendously bulky.
I don’t wear gloves that often, because my hands feel like huge, useless animal paws no matter how well the gloves fit me. This is why I prefer my gloves to be fingerless… But I’ll *still* feel like I’ve got paws for hands sometimes, even if my gloves are fingerless, e.g. when I’m typing or something like that. Yes, most of the time I wear gloves (even if not *that* often), I’m indoors.
Ooh, topless Biff, rowr! Just look at that lack of definition…
In related news, I am now filled with deep and abiding regret that I never tried throwing my “Rocket Gloves” at my brother. Ah, well….maybe next Christmas.
ROCKET PUNCH! I would abuse rocket gloves oh, so very much. Getting cats out of trees, scratching backs from yards away, high speed rude gestures, putting cats in trees.
Falcon Punch…. Enough said
This one made me laugh out loud.
but apparently, they make good eyebrow shorteners.