#1483 – Torched

One winter I had extra large hand me down gloves from my older brother. They kept my hands warm but I could not do anything complicated with them on. Because they were large and heavy they were very good for pretending I had rocket hands. By the end of the season I was very skilled at flinging them across the yard to hit my best friend in the back of the head.

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7 thoughts on “#1483 – Torched”

  1. Freezie43110 says:

    Gloves never fit me properly. I have long, thin hands. Small gloves aren’t long enough for my fingers, but bigger gloves just feel horrendously bulky.

  2. I don’t wear gloves that often, because my hands feel like huge, useless animal paws no matter how well the gloves fit me. This is why I prefer my gloves to be fingerless… But I’ll *still* feel like I’ve got paws for hands sometimes, even if my gloves are fingerless, e.g. when I’m typing or something like that. Yes, most of the time I wear gloves (even if not *that* often), I’m indoors.

  3. Ooh, topless Biff, rowr! Just look at that lack of definition…

    In related news, I am now filled with deep and abiding regret that I never tried throwing my “Rocket Gloves” at my brother. Ah, well….maybe next Christmas.

  4. kingklash says:

    ROCKET PUNCH! I would abuse rocket gloves oh, so very much. Getting cats out of trees, scratching backs from yards away, high speed rude gestures, putting cats in trees.

  5. Iforwhat says:

    Falcon Punch…. Enough said

  6. Marscaleb says:

    This one made me laugh out loud.

  7. spidercow says:

    but apparently, they make good eyebrow shorteners.

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