For some reason having food delivered makes me uncomfortable. I don’t have a convenient place to complete the transaction by my front door so I wind up just walking out onto the front step. Then I get handed the food but wait I need to sign something so I’ll just put this down and then I have to sign a receipt floating in mid air and quickly calculate a good tip in my head and please someone get the dog to stop barking. I’ll just have a bowl of cereal for dinner next time.
Today’s Maximumble is thirsty.