I had to wear lenses strapped to my head ever since I was a kid. Instead of just approximating normal vision I always wanted to have super-human vision. Give me glasses that can see through walls or zoom in to something a mile away. This whole thing about reading the chalkboard from the back of the room is really setting the bar low. Let’s think bigger people. Get some lasers involved or something.

Today’s Maximumble is easily amused.