My neighbor has a cat that likes to creep around my yard. I usually don’t even notice until my dog suddenly tries to rip my arm out of its socket as she chases after it. Also on cool summer nights I’ll have the windows open in the house and wonder what sort of axe murder is creeping around the bushes. But I tell myself it’s just that cat. I mean it’s too dark to see for sure but… yeah it’s the cat.
Today’s Maximumble stinks.