Xmas is coming fast! Order your Biff books in the store today!

I did not do much cooking with fire when I was a kid. I don’t think many kids my age had. But the first time I went camping in Boy Scouts I was suddenly in charge of roasting my own hot dogs over the campfire. Amazingly I managed to have it be completely black on the outside and mildly warm in the center.

Today’s Maximumble is scrooged.