What would you do if you were the person on the other side of the wormhole and a strange pale arm reached up out of your freshly poured cup of coffee?
Today’s Maximumble is drowsy.
I’d be scared. Mostly because I don’t drink coffee.
Armwrestle him/her/Thing. We’ll SEE who’s coffee is stronger!
Wormhole, or maybe high-molar acid, is about the right strength for coffee. If the spoon comes out intact, it ain’t strong enough yet.
Plus, a Chair of Insanity(tm) appearance! Bonus!
You call that a black coffee?
Hey! Coffee that stirs itself!
I don’t really know what I would do if Biff’s arm reached up out of my coffee cup, but at least I don’t think my coffee is strong enough to form a wormhole. I’m actually quite sure that I pour up more milk than coffee in my coffee cup…
I’ve got a screw-on lid on my coffee cup; I’m good. No way Biff’s reaching through THAT from the inside!
I’d probably be terrified, then poke it. Then I’d try to shake the hand as if I’m greeting it. Then I’d give it a note or something as a memory.
What would happen if it was French Roast?
Then clearly you would need to hand the hand a croisant.
Slap it on the wrist to get it to go away so I could finish my coffee in peace…
Fun thing is that wormholes supposedly bend space and time. So he could smack someone around thirty minute before having his cuppa wormhole.
Heck, he might even be slapping himself around!
mmmm Strong coffee for the win. Good to know biff appreciates a good brew.
I prefer my coffee to be weakened by sugar and cream, preferably to make a white chocolate mocha with whipped cream. I’m a pansy when it comes to coffee. I’m 24 and I’ve only been drinking coffee since I was 14, on the day I got my dental braces off.
I don’t drink coffee, but if that situation happened, we’d have an ultimate Rock-Paper-Scissors battle to the death.
I have a question… is biff a Time Lord? It’s really the only alien I can think of that fits his peculiar personality and seeming indestructability… as well as his shape changing ways
Shake his hand. Like a boss.
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