I think my worst laundry incident was when my girlfriend at the time did my laundry for me so that she could also wash a pair of her jeans. A pair of jeans that had a stick of cherry lip balm in the pocket. It probably would have been okay if she discovered it before putting it all in the dryer. I had melted lip balm streaks embedded in all of my favorite clothes. Formerly my favorite clothes.

Today’s Maximumble likes candy.