Bad: You just stepped in dog poop.
Worse: You are in your living room.
Worst: You don’t own a dog.
Wurst: You are barefoot.
Today’s Maximumble wants candy.
Oh man… that would be the worst thing ever. Walk walk walk squelch. OHGODWHY.
OK, so forest elves are like dogs then? All I have to say about my dog is that… we use a lot of paper to clean up things from the floor. And this dog is almost six years old!
Three dogs. Two of them VERY large.
We have no forest elves – they’d be eaten. OTOH, if one of the dogs makes a mess in the house, it does NOT get stepped-in because it’s *very* obvious where it is.
But you might trip over one…
A very real hazard.
I remember wearing socks and stepped in cat pee. (Our cat had bad aim when the small privacy hood was on.)
Whether or not you step in it, it smells like a pine tree.
I’ve stepped in dog poop barefoot before.
I wasn’t aware forest elves had unusual excrement customs.
Then you don’t have real forest elves.
You’ve probably got golf course elves, or maybe the more rare arboretum elves.
Did he step on his roommate?
not on the carpet!
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