#1411 – Branched
Posted on November 15, 2011 at 12:00 am by Chris
Chapter: Comics
When I was a kid I was used to adults being better at most things than I was. I always thought it was funny that I seemed to have a better memory than they did. I would talk about things that happened 6 months ago… “Oh really? I don’t remember that.” Now that I’m older I don’t think I had a really great memory back then, I think I just didn’t have very many things to remember yet.
Today’s Maximumble takes the cake.
Tags: elephant, stick, zoo
As you mature you learn to block out painful memories. Like work, children, Christmas Specials, etc.
…Novelty Christmas songs, bad gifts, burnt holiday meals…
… that last doctors visit…
Elephants don’t forget… to revenge…
And that really weird thing your uncle did with a hose….
That moment when you discovered that yours was the only family in the neighbothood who weren’t Secret Circus Clowns……
…that time your dog killed your family…
That time you got kidnapped by werewolves from outer space…
Great! Now we know biff is at least 26.1 years old!
@Maskman Bad gifts is the reason why I ask for money.