People are very protective of their office cubicle chairs. If you work at a company that has been around for awhile then you have many different styles to choose from. Most range from crummy to dangerous. On multiple occasions I’ve seen people that were leaving their job promise their chair to another coworker. They even had a little ceremony where they physically wheeled the chair into its new home on their last day.

Today’s Maximumble will be awake for days.