When I was a kid I would go to the bowling alley with a friend and his dad most Saturdays. His dad was on a league and while he was bowling we would hang out in the arcade. We would frequently run out of money before the bowling was over and so we would just wander around trying to kill time. I got in the habit of checking the coin returns of every single machine in the arcade so I could play one more game. It worked nearly every time. I still have dreams about checking coin returns in an arcade but in the dream I pull out $20 worth of coins and fill my pockets.

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