I’ve always had a problem working at a job those last few weeks between when I quit and my actual last day. Suddenly all the little annoying parts of the job reveal themselves as a ridiculous farce. How did I ever put up with all those years of crazy paperwork and duplicated effort? Well I guess now is my time to ignore all of the nonsense and just do the important stuff. What are they going to do? Fire me?

Today’s Maximumble wants it all.